Clear vision, shaky lens
Open your random crap drawer. You know the drawer, it's that one you lazily throw your extra coins and other odds and ends into. Make sure you pull it out all the way. Now take a moment to analyze what you see but DO NOT TOUCH anything, simply look at the contents that comprise the... Continue Reading →
“Oh...a lot of one and some of the other.” ― E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey
Have you ever heard of The Oatmeal? If you think I'm referring to a particular type of food, well, kindly close Windows 95 and slowly back away from your loudly humming desktop. How your computer has access to what we call the internet is beyond me but I'll just go ahead and assume you were... Continue Reading →
You think the world revolves around you but it actually revolves around us both. You think that you are better than me but you couldn't be more incorrect. You think you are so very different from me but you are not. You think I am not your equal but you are wrong. I know that... Continue Reading →
"The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them." Ernest Hemingway Ask any player on the Green Bay Packers roster, or any player on a National Football League roster, if they trust the so-called 'replacement refs' and I bet you'll get a resounding no. What was a laughable situation in... Continue Reading →
What is the most memorable slogan you have ever heard? Assuming you can think of one, think about why it resonated with you. Was it particularly catchy or clever? Were you already a fan of the product? Did it make you feel good? Whatever the reason, the slogan found a way to stick with you... Continue Reading →
When was the last time you saw a homeless Amish person? The Amish, unlike the The United States of America they live in, are a collective unit whose bond transcends the individualistic society that surrounds it. With a lifestyle that emphasizes familial relationships, religion, and community, the Amish take care of one another. By shunning... Continue Reading →
The premise is simple; divorced mother and angst-filled teen move from large city to small, secret-filled town in order to get a fresh lease on life; sound familiar? The plot follows a relatively straight-forward horror movie format that has just enough twists and turns to keep audiences fully invested as the unpredictable events unfold on-screen.... Continue Reading →
The bartender forgot him again. Unfrickinbelievable. After working to get to the bar itself over 10 minutes ago, he was still drink-less and he was getting impatient. Looking over to his date, who was way out of his league, he noticed sheer boredom. Panicking, he turns back to the crowded bar but no one is... Continue Reading →
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