Do the Harlem Shake!

Yes I realize that I'm waaaaaaay late to a party that everyone left weeks ago but who cares. Here is my take on the Harlem Shake! Oh, if you're wondering where I went in the second segment, I am the sleeping bag. Enjoy you little TERORISTA! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LzkfowVdi04

Open Happiness

When you think of Coca-Cola, what is the first thing you think of? Do you think about thirst-quenching goodness, the sweet taste of magical caffeine elixir or how happiness is one sip away? If you think any of these things, you and I are alike. If you instead think of Pepsi-Cola and how much better... Continue Reading →

Little Iverson

Allen Iverson is my all-time favorite NBA player. Yes I loved Michael Jordan and of course I recognize and admire the greatness of Kobe Bryant and Lebron James but they aren't Iverson. No one is. Iverson wasn't blessed with incredible height, the purest shot or even respect for the important for practice but he was... Continue Reading →

I Will, Protect This House

Baltimore has arrived as a sports town. Though Baltimore is known as it is portrayed in the critically acclaimed HBO series The Wire, which is to say a bit gritty and corrupt, that is now the past. Baltimore has been making positive strides for years but even those successes were of the small, 'oh-good-for-you' kind... Continue Reading →

Adidas: Fashion Warriors

I love Nike. I love the logo, I love the history of the brand and I love their constant, innovative focus on performance which is why it saddens me to say the following statement: Adidas just whooped them. The long-time rival stepped up and delivered a bright yellow knock out punch. Pictured to the left... Continue Reading →

I Am Not Creative.

I am not creative. I have ideas that come and go but I am too busy to ever actually fully realize them. I have the necessary tools in which to be creative and yet I don't utilize them. I am a creative failure. I am not creative. Through out my day I envision my ideas... Continue Reading →

More SUVs Please!

I love SUVs. I think they are sexy, metallic beasts that can take you from point A to be point B in impressive style. In my SUV I, like Arnold Schwarzenegger, will out-muscle you whenever I get the opportunity and on my high perch I continually lord over miniscule Mini-Coopers, Ford Mustangs and any other... Continue Reading →

Top 5 Ads of Super Bowl XLVII

What a Super Bowl. Heck yes I am referring to the game itself which was outstanding (Flacco?!?) but, as always, the talking points don't stop there. The evening will be remembered for Beyonce's knock-out-take-no-prisoners-don't-need-Jay-Z halftime performance, the 34 minute momentum shifting power outage that launched a million hilarious tweets, and, of course, the commercials. This... Continue Reading →

Ad Elves

When was the last time that you purchased something you needed? When was the last time that you purchased something you truly didn't need? When was the last time that you bought something you really couldn't afford? When was the last time that you, an intelligent consumer, bought something, anything, that you still can't explain... Continue Reading →

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